Click the coloured words to do things. Make sure you rub everything on everything else.

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Great writing and use of twine as a faux adventure game 'use x with y' I really enjoyed it. Especially 'Use Man on Yourself'

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First thing I did was kill myself.

10/10

Next was the man.

Then I rubbed myself on the man.

But did you rub the man on yourself?

Not yet but now I know what I'm doing with my evening.