Click the coloured words to do things. Make sure you rub everything on everything else.

Status	Released
Platforms	HTML5
Rating	(1)
Author	Arcadim
Genre	Interactive Fiction
Made with	Twine
Tags	Funny, i-guess-then-its-just-a-novel-isnt-it, knife, Life Simulation, meaningful-choices, Mouse only, Short, Twine, visual-novel-but-without-the-visual-part

Comments

First thing I did was kill myself.

10/10

Next was the man.

Then I rubbed myself on the man.

But did you rub the man on yourself?

Not yet but now I know what I'm doing with my evening.

You, A Man, and A Knife